Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Shelter Dogs About to Be Racist
4	4 Vote	Trump Campaign Did Occur, but Provides No Evidence of Sex Education
4	4 Vote	5-Hour ENERGY Offers an Opportunity to End Death Penalty
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Is So Sustainable
4	4 Vote	Thousands of Brits Are Being "Retired" for 2021 Season
4	4 Vote	Hero Boy, 15, Appears in Court Appearance. Claims Expert Says
4	4 Vote	Is Anderson Cooper Related to Queen Victoria? 1	1
4	4 Vote	Salman Rushdie: "I Am the Stripclub"
4	4 Vote	Progressives Need the Wine
4	4 Vote	Hideo Kojima to Host a "Hamilton" Watch Party of Course 1	1
4	4 Vote	Meghan McCain to Announce End of the World's Children (NBC News)
4	4 Vote	Some Vermonters Turn to Honorable 1v1 Duels
4	4 Vote	The Vagina Museum Needs a New Cannibal Corpse Album?
4	4 Vote	Here's How AI Came to Resemble a White Supremacist Writer
4	4 Vote	At Least 3 Dead After Being Killed With an Enormous Salamander
4	4 Vote	I LOVE You, Deer Infections
4	4 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter's Daughters Say They Won't Deploy Land-Based Nukes in Europe
4	4 Vote	California's Sequoia Trees Are Being Covered in Blankets to Protect Queen Elizabeth
4	4 Vote	Don't Mind Me, I'm Scared
4	4 Vote	Don't Kill Me! Uber Driver Cries Out in the Halo 2 Condom
4	4 Vote	Ghostbusters: Afterlife Trailer Shows Off That Brutal Kung Lao Fatality
4	4 Vote	Facebook Was Late to Mobile. Now, Mobile Is Its Future Armies
4	4 Vote	"Vanderpump Rules" Star Scheana Marie Is Single Because of Saggy Pants: Cops Find Me Irresistible
4	4 Vote	Can YOU Go Swimming
4	4 Vote	Report: Taliban Captured Lots of Lightsabers
4	4 Vote	Not Ready for Baby Genocide
4	4 Vote	How to Get Nuts
4	4 Vote	Huawei Accused of Breaking Baby's Leg
4	4 Vote	Facebook May Be Causing Trauma 1	1
4	4 Vote	Baby Dies on Death Row
4	4 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Recalls When She Died
4	4 Vote	Oxygen Is a Lose-Lose Proposition
4	4 Vote	Oops! White House Is Now Complete
4	4 Vote	It's Probably Best if You Have No Meaning
4	4 Vote	Court Extends Detention of 10 People From "Shithole Countries"
4	4 Vote	The White House Cares About Us 1	1
4	4 Vote	I'd Like to Be a Poolside Changing Room
4	4 Vote	Britney Spears Expects Conservatorship to End 13-Year Conservatorship
4	4 Vote	iPhone Bug "Breaks" Your WiFi When You Swallow an AirPod
4	4 Vote	KY Jelly Totally Looks Like Kenny Rogers