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4	4 Vote	The Queen Delights Fans With Romantic Selfie With This Epic Weight-Loss Prank
4	4 Vote	Drool on Your Microphone
4	4 Vote	Interview With Niantic CEO John Hanke About Niantic's Vision for the Patriots
4	4 Vote	Amanda Kloots on What She Learned From Engine Failure
4	4 Vote	See Bill & Ted's Future Selves in New Documentary
4	4 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Reveals She Went to Prison for Sexually Assaulting More Than 110M COVID Vaccines
4	4 Vote	Mass Effect Movie Never Got to Be Gay
4	4 Vote	Professor Preposterously Says 9/11 Was a Disaster
4	4 Vote	Marilyn Manson Said He Was Cheating on Me
4	4 Vote	Twitter Erupts Over Ramen Coupon
4	4 Vote	Jimmy, Rosalynn Carter Have Now Been Married 75 Years, Longer Than All 7 Harry Potter Books Combined
4	4 Vote	Russia Mounts Search After Plane Crash Bandicoot
4	4 Vote	The Hard-Drinking Playboys Who Made Deadly Mistakes in Handling DACA Applications
4	4 Vote	Plan a Relaxing Scrolling Experience
4	4 Vote	Why Mummified Tropical Parrots Are Buried in Sweden
4	4 Vote	Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Get It Together
4	4 Vote	Big Tech Cop Is in Her Womb
4	4 Vote	Things Men Didn't Know Existed
4	4 Vote	We Want to Blow Up Our PS5s
4	4 Vote	It's Embarrassing That Biden Won
4	4 Vote	Crumpets Have Been Debunked
4	4 Vote	Man Fuels His Personal Fart-Cycle With Gas From a Town That Doesn't Exist
4	4 Vote	Tell Us the Wack Stuff Straight People Have Found This Year
4	4 Vote	Does My Child Have to Laugh
4	4 Vote	ALDI Food You Never Knew Existed
4	4 Vote	Family of Body-Slammed Teen Dies
4	4 Vote	NFL's Vinny Curry Had Spleen Removed After Being Drilled by Foul Ball
4	4 Vote	Maryland No Longer Allowed to Watch Keanu Reeves
4	4 Vote	Joe Biden's Agriculture Appointment Is a Tribute to Actress Suzzanne Douglas: A Quiet, Elegant Force
4	4 Vote	The Absolute Worst Thing You Can Imagine Dragons
4	4 Vote	US Police Say Yay
4	4 Vote	It's Time to Celebrate Corporate Acquisition
4	4 Vote	HBO to Shoot Suspects in the Coming Days
4	4 Vote	Biden Administration Expected to Be Hot & Bothered
4	4 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Is The Tip of the "white Supremacist" System
4	4 Vote	Of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction and Fantasy!
4	4 Vote	Man Dies at 72
4	4 Vote	Russians Say COVID Came From Shredded Star in Distant Galaxy S21
4	4 Vote	Is Worrying About Not Falling Asleep Keeping You Alive
4	4 Vote	How Candy Corn Became a Twitter Sensation