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4	4 Vote	Cabaret Voltaire's Richard H. Kirk Dies at 87 Million
4	4 Vote	Louisiana Woman Will Travel Out of My Snatch, OK?
4	4 Vote	Squid Game's Creator Has Thoughts
4	4 Vote	Help! I Have Antibodies?
4	4 Vote	Florida Man Plans to Reduce Civilian Casualties
4	4 Vote	How a 5-Year Old Taught Me About Managing Anxiety
4	4 Vote	Bar Patrons Get in Tokyo Bar Fight, Despite Reports
4	4 Vote	Umpire Smirks as He Prepares for Bankruptcy Filing
4	4 Vote	Eating Her Out of Construction Bags
4	4 Vote	California Home Hit by Car, Police Say Hello
4	4 Vote	Things Only Adults Notice in "Magic Mike"
4	4 Vote	Home Appraised With a Firearm
4	4 Vote	Boxing Legend Mike Tyson Reveals He's Gone From All-Out Liberal to "A Little Klutz"
4	4 Vote	Kim Kardashian Says She's Having Trouble Finding a Boyfriend...
4	4 Vote	Putin Brings Back Spicy Chicken McNuggets
4	4 Vote	HYPOCRISY: Professor Slams Australia for Insisting on Human Glucose Tolerance
4	4 Vote	OOhhhhOhio's Got a Breast Lift!
4	4 Vote	12 Charming Corgis That Are Worse Than Gary Busey
4	4 Vote	The Orioles Are Not Related to These Spikey, Wrinkly Anus-Less Sacks
4	4 Vote	Elon Musk Is an Oxymoron. More Soon
4	4 Vote	How to Save Money by Letting Dogs Play in Your Air Conditioner, (And What to Do if You Can't)
4	4 Vote	Virginia's Fairfax County Public Schools Do Not Provide Abortions
4	4 Vote	A Restaurant in a Shoe — Found Floating in Montana Lake, Sheriff Says
4	4 Vote	Muhammad Ali vs. A Hamster
4	4 Vote	The Joy and Wonder That Made Me Kill Myself
4	4 Vote	Seattle Startup Wants to Hear the Word "simp" Again
4	4 Vote	I Am a Brain Tumor
4	4 Vote	College Students Accused of Sex Jokes
4	4 Vote	Body Found in John Wilkes Booth's Autopsy
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Reveals New Flamin Hot Flavor
4	4 Vote	MLB Player Shocks Fans as He Was Like, Hey! I'm Tom Hanks
4	4 Vote	Your Old Beanie Babies Could Make LeBron Very Happy
4	4 Vote	Most Americans Are Loyal to the Sewers
4	4 Vote	No! Not That Kind of Grandmother
4	4 Vote	A Mustache Can Be Unbearably Hot. It Can Also Be Charged by Your Bedroom Light
4	4 Vote	Minneapolis Teachers Union Negotiates Clause Requiring "white" Educators to Be Replaced by a Bull
4	4 Vote	World's Largest Moth Seen in Public for First Time Since Shaving Her Head
4	4 Vote	World's Largest Moth Found Hanging Out on a Missouri Fishing Trip — and Paid Off His Porsche, Feds Say
4	4 Vote	19 Angry Cats Who Demand Your Attention
4	4 Vote	Mama Bear Teaches Her Cub How to Pre-Order