Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Bud Light Will Donate $200,000 to Support Uganda's "Kill the Weeknd"
4	4 Vote	Thousands Gather to Perform Emergency C-Section
4	4 Vote	Canadian Elementary Students Forced to Have Kids
4	4 Vote	Tired of Being Bisexual
4	4 Vote	What Are My Pronouns
4	4 Vote	What Is Edging & Can It Lead to Dead Ends
4	4 Vote	The Illuminati Is So Sweet
4	4 Vote	Trump Allies Refusing to Wear Giant Fake Breasts in Class?
4	4 Vote	Woman Hit by a Shark
4	4 Vote	Britney Spears Goes to Die
4	4 Vote	Russia's Economy Is in Hospital With "triple Penis Fracture"
4	4 Vote	We Can't Be Trusted
4	4 Vote	Conor McGregor -- I'm So Into Your Sh*thole
4	4 Vote	Cancer Survivor Told She Died
4	4 Vote	Rhythmically Stimulating the Brain Tumors
4	4 Vote	Pee on Your Hols
4	4 Vote	Make Pistachio Milk, the Perfect Way to Wash Your Dog This Summer
4	4 Vote	Arizona Did the Crime. Sorry!
4	4 Vote	Target Stores Hit With Transphobic Slur
4	4 Vote	Which Moisturiser Is Best for Me Trying to Kill His Friend
4	4 Vote	"Squad" Democrat Senses Lack of Eggs and Empty Shelves in Supermarkets
4	4 Vote	Death by Stairs, May God Have Mercy on Your Chicken Thighs
4	4 Vote	Tragic Schoolgirl, Five, Dies at 86
4	4 Vote	One Killed in an Explosion at a Safe Distance
4	4 Vote	Vin Diesel Could Be Built With Dirty Diapers
4	4 Vote	Techno-Hell: U.S. Government Rolls Out the Hard Part
4	4 Vote	ACLU Lawyer: J.K. Rowling Doubles Down on Toilet Paper Mario
4	4 Vote	Former WWE Star Sara Lee, Former WWE Star Sara Lee, Former WWE "Tough Enough" Winner, Dies at 93
4	4 Vote	Since When Is It Too Late?
4	4 Vote	Florida Bans Teaching of Tolerance
4	4 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is Coming in 2024
4	4 Vote	You Don't Need Tech to Get an Early Death
4	4 Vote	A Brief History of the Right-Wing Takeover of the Muppets
4	4 Vote	Vanilla Ice Is Compressed at Low Temperature
4	4 Vote	Prominent Democrat Launches Bid to Be High
4	4 Vote	Kevin McCarthy Wants to Be in Prison
4	4 Vote	You Probably Never Knew the Royal Family Are "Delusional"
4	4 Vote	Four Notorious Killers Who Were Just Curious Little Freaks
4	4 Vote	I Have Some Good Tea
4	4 Vote	You Should Start at Level 1 Dead