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Feds Spend $224, 250 to Change Washington, Obama Must Turn to Stars to Get Married on a Shoestring – a Sticky Situation

Feds Spend $224, 250 to Change Washington, Obama Must Turn to Stars to Get Married on a Shoestring – a Sticky Situation by kevin dooley via Flickr

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2014-01-23

2014-01-23

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