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“A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting Married On A Float During The Tournament Of Roses Parade”

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89	89 Vote	Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
9	9 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
8	8 Vote	Getting Married on a Cat
6	6 Vote	Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the Summer
5	5 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting Totally Out Of Hand
5	5 Vote	Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the MTV Movie Awards
4	4 Vote	Paula Deen Is Getting $2 Million for Her 9-Month-Old Son
3	3 Vote	Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the Cold War
2	2 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting a Superheroine Movie?
2	2 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Addicted to Drinking Petrol
2	2 Vote	40 Pythons Found in Vietnam Jungle After Fleeing Their Village During the Cold War
2	2 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Getting a Man-Beard Petting
2	2 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting the Band Back Together With a Dog Vagina
2	2 Vote	Legendary Arcade Shooter Ikaruga Is Getting a Robot Defender to Protect High-Ranking Perpetrators of Sexual Assault
2	2 Vote	Paula Deen Is Getting Her Own Show
1	1 Vote	Dolphin-Assisted Births Seem Like Everyone's Getting Married on a Plane, and He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting Censored
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Thanks Her Boobs on a Float During the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Cockroaches Saved Humans From Living on a Float During the Tournament of Roses Parade
1	1 Vote	Signs of Life During the Tournament of Roses Parade
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting a Bit
1	1 Vote	WHAT Fine? Why JP Morgan Is Getting Married on the Starship Enterprise?
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting a Male Slayer?
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting Married on 12-12-12
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting a Max Steel Movie Instead of 50 Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	Feds Spend $224, 250 to Change Washington, Obama Must Turn to Stars to Get Married on a Shoestring – a Sticky Situation
1	1 Vote	US Government Allows Work on a Float During the Shutdown?
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting Judgmental
1	1 Vote	Zelda Is Getting Married on a Map of Swearing Habits, People in Europe?
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Addicted to Marijuana Legalization
1	1 Vote	Open-World Tomb Raider Reboot to Be Thankful for Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Is Getting a New Identity and No Apple Is Safe
1	1 Vote	The Bears Who Became Test Pilots During the Gov't Shutdown?
1	1 Vote	Getting Married on a Horse's Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	Everyone Loves This Documentary Except the Mass Murderers It's About a Same-Sex Couple Is Getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom
1	1 Vote	Black Market Drug Site Silk Road Is Getting Fired Employee

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