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Here's a Heartwarming Story of Terror in Egypt and Now Dexter Might Not Work Over Skype

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discovered by nationpower
2014-05-03

2014-05-03

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    Here’s A Heartwarming Story From A Very Unexpected Place
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    Egypt and U.S. Argue Over Jon Stewart, ‘America’s Bassem Youssef’
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    And now Dexter might not continue because of money
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    Exorcisms May Not Work Over Skype
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