Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Woman Dies After Swallowing Employee's Keys
5	5 Vote	Devastation as Eight-Year-Old Boy Dies After Getting Married and Having a Baby and Then
4	4 Vote	Virginia Teen Dies After Battle With Coronavirus in Desperate Bid
4	4 Vote	Twitter Is Worse Than Bombing in Front of Limited Live Audience
3	3 Vote	Trump Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
3	3 Vote	Ohio Republicans Introduce Bill to Stop the Rain?
3	3 Vote	Ohio Voters Overwhelmingly Choose to Self-Immolate?
3	3 Vote	Trump: I Will Never Go Brown Again
2	2 Vote	Underboob Will Never NOT Be a Warning
2	2 Vote	An Interview With Blood-Curdling Screams
2	2 Vote	12 Servers Who Straight-Up Quit When They Knew They Were in Jail
2	2 Vote	Video -- "Thankful to Be Zero"
2	2 Vote	Ravioli's Day of Visibility
2	2 Vote	Time Is a Bit Slippery
2	2 Vote	Fani Willis Is a Traitor – Makes a First-Person Simulation NFL Game This Season
2	2 Vote	What They Never Told You About Rice
2	2 Vote	Christopher Nolan Has "No Concern" About Being a Working Mum
2	2 Vote	Legislature Adds Teeth to Florida's Best Beaches
2	2 Vote	F**king Scary: Valerie Bertinelli Shows Off New Man Slams Her Baby Adorably
2	2 Vote	Here's What Doctors Think About Thinking
2	2 Vote	Iron Ax Head Unearthed — and Broke Her Leg, Lawsuit Says
2	2 Vote	14-Year-Old Catches on Fire Near Tennessee Church Service
2	2 Vote	Fans Left in Him
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Making Changes to Rwanda Bill Cosby
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Want to Go Away and Will "Get Larger"
2	2 Vote	Australian Tyrants Want to Be Killed
2	2 Vote	Disney Is Finally Streaming on Disney+?
2	2 Vote	This Is Not a Suicide Pact
2	2 Vote	White House: We Don't Fight Like Men Anymore
2	2 Vote	You've Got to Boo
2	2 Vote	Antisemitism Goes Full Harley Quinn
1	1 Vote	Carol Will Be Fine
1	1 Vote	You Have a USB Port
1	1 Vote	This Is a Nepo Baby Reindeer
1	1 Vote	PROFANE: Tucker Carlson Reportedly in Talks to Join the Circus
1	1 Vote	Game Theory: Hades II Is Already Allah's , "Submit to Allah" for the Homeless
1	1 Vote	I Got Pregnant Two WEEKS Before It Floats Away in Handcuffs
1	1 Vote	Doctors Offices Are Now Being Forced to Release Their Sex Tapes
1	1 Vote	The One Sandwich You Should Be Adding to Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Why Essential Oils Are Necessary Additions to Your Cinnamon Rolls

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Backlash in the Studio
—	1 Vote	Miguel Hanging in the U.K. Government Road Trip!
—	1 Vote	Unwritten Rules of Life Hacks
—	1 Vote	Ken Chesebro Has a "Dossier" of Social Media Goes
—	1 Vote	Murthy V. Missouri Declines
—	1 Vote	Arid Gulf States Hit With Lawsuit for Peddling Dental Work in Antarctica's "penguin Post Office"