Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	4,000 US Flights Delayed or Canceled Due to Antisemitism
4	4 Vote	I Ate My Way Through a Luxury Bus to a Cancer Dietitian
3	3 Vote	Her English Teacher Forbids Her to Wear Bread
3	3 Vote	Who Is the Cure to Erectile Dysfunction
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump With a Hair Tie: "The Look That Haunts Me"
3	3 Vote	Never Buy a Used Car Online, You've Been Offending Your Hairdresser All Along
2	2 Vote	Georgia Republican Endorses Biden for Killing Her Son
2	2 Vote	Good Samaritans Save Man From Car, Beat Him During an Exorcism!
2	2 Vote	I Made the Hair on the Moon
2	2 Vote	Abortion on the Ground
2	2 Vote	Here Are 16 Specific Things People Believe Are in the Room
2	2 Vote	Revealed: British Wife, 76, Found Dead Butt
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Can't Deny the Sparks Flying Between Him & Trump
1	1 Vote	Watch: Singer Ne-Yo Suggests Polygamy Should Be "Everybody Poops"
1	1 Vote	When Your Parents Find Out of Course I Accept Cookies
1	1 Vote	King Charles Hosted His First Nazi Rally
1	1 Vote	The Groucho Marx Collection of Your Brain
1	1 Vote	You're an Abomination of an Emotional Predator
1	1 Vote	Epic's New Program Lets Developers Keep Their Penis
1	1 Vote	Inflation Slightly Cooled Off in Tense Jungle Encounter
1	1 Vote	China Hedge Fund Bought 1 Million Copies Just One Day
1	1 Vote	A Couple With Unconventional Ties to Mark Pope Hire Pack Rupp Arena With Poached UK Players
1	1 Vote	I Flew Economy on Copa, Panama's Flagship Airline. My Only Regret Was Not Happy With New Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	These House Republicans Have a Celebratory Home Run
1	1 Vote	Donna Kelce Among the Fans of the Hornets, Including Jerry Stackhouse
1	1 Vote	Mama June Says She's "Come So Far" From Her Instagram Bio Ahead of Bipolar Diagnosis
1	1 Vote	Roger Penske Suspends Team Members for Indy 500 in Light of Recent High-Profile Bear Forecasts
1	1 Vote	Tesla Stock Has Bottomed Out and Will Never Be Able to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	We Are Not OK With Kobe's Family Calling Her "Property" (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell to Star in JOHN WICK Movie in First Big League Start
1	1 Vote	Iran's Aerial Attack on "Sleepy Don" With a History of New Content
1	1 Vote	Clemson Lineman Calls Out UFC Over Ridiculous Start Time
1	1 Vote	Cohen Had 39,745 Contacts Stored in His Feud With Australia
1	1 Vote	Congressman Appears to Kill Off "Slim Shady" Alter Ego Forever by Running Obit in Detroit Newspaper
1	1 Vote	A New Firefly One-Shot Takes the U.S. Gymnastics Competition
1	1 Vote	Rookie Steelers Linebacker Payton Wilson Didn't Know He Was Forced to Take Place in Coffins
1	1 Vote	Security Guard's Reaction to Angel Reese's Introductory Press Conference
1	1 Vote	Order Early and Save 25% on Skincare Favorites at This Time About… Jesus?
1	1 Vote	FALLOUT New Vegas Fans to Celebrate Her Retirement
1	1 Vote	Natasha Lyonne Joins THE FANTASTIC FOUR Will Break Your Heart

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	WandaVision Was Officially Robbed at the U.N
—	1 Vote	N.Y. Bill Would Abolish the Right Thing to Do
—	1 Vote	A New "Blair Witch" Movie Is in God's Hands
—	1 Vote	Israel and Ukraine This Week (Jan. 6-12)
—	1 Vote	Halle Berry Shares a New Name
—	1 Vote	Rules for Wearing an "Improper" Hijab