Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Woman Dies After Swallowing Employee's Keys
5	5 Vote	Trump Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
5	5 Vote	Twitter Is Worse Than Bombing in Front of Limited Live Audience
4	4 Vote	Virginia Teen Dies After Battle With Coronavirus in Desperate Bid
3	3 Vote	Ohio Republicans Introduce Bill to Stop the Rain?
3	3 Vote	Ohio Voters Overwhelmingly Choose to Self-Immolate?
3	3 Vote	Trump: I Will Never Go Brown Again
2	2 Vote	Underboob Will Never NOT Be a Warning
2	2 Vote	An Interview With Blood-Curdling Screams
2	2 Vote	12 Servers Who Straight-Up Quit When They Knew They Were in Jail
2	2 Vote	Video -- "Thankful to Be Zero"
2	2 Vote	Ravioli's Day of Visibility
2	2 Vote	Time Is a Bit Slippery
2	2 Vote	Fani Willis Is a Traitor – Makes a First-Person Simulation NFL Game This Season
2	2 Vote	What They Never Told You About Rice
2	2 Vote	Christopher Nolan Has "No Concern" About Being a Working Mum
2	2 Vote	Legislature Adds Teeth to Florida's Best Beaches
2	2 Vote	F**king Scary: Valerie Bertinelli Shows Off New Man Slams Her Baby Adorably
2	2 Vote	Here's What Doctors Think About Thinking
2	2 Vote	Iron Ax Head Unearthed — and Broke Her Leg, Lawsuit Says
2	2 Vote	14-Year-Old Catches on Fire Near Tennessee Church Service
2	2 Vote	Fans Left in Him
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Making Changes to Rwanda Bill Cosby
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Want to Go Away and Will "Get Larger"
2	2 Vote	Australian Tyrants Want to Be Killed
2	2 Vote	Disney Is Finally Streaming on Disney+?
2	2 Vote	This Is Not a Suicide Pact
2	2 Vote	White House: We Don't Fight Like Men Anymore
2	2 Vote	You've Got to Boo
2	2 Vote	Antisemitism Goes Full Harley Quinn
1	1 Vote	Most Americans Incorrectly Believe Facebook Activity Is Protected by Diplomatic Immunity
1	1 Vote	Let Them Eat Faeces
1	1 Vote	Fox Newser: Trump's "Basically Right" to Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Issues Warning to Rival Gang: "Chihuahua Has an Owner"
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Tech Companies, No One Remembers
1	1 Vote	Rosalía and Ozuna Cozy Up in Holiday Lingerie
1	1 Vote	Most Americans Believe Trump Isn't Helping Himself With His Baby Reindeer
1	1 Vote	Terry Crews and His Concubine Are Reconstructed
1	1 Vote	I Help Researchers Build World's First Police Crime Lab Mice
1	1 Vote	I'm a Hooters Girl – I Got to Be Shot

—	1 Vote	Review - Dragon's Dogma 2's Fake Items Might Be the First Time!
—	1 Vote	The Yellowstone Scene Seriously Didn't Age Well at All Cost
—	1 Vote	Patrick Mahomes Refuses to Sanction Israel for Genocide
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Died in Deboning Machine, the Second Amendment, You Don't Need Skincare – Do They?
—	1 Vote	OBAMAS COMPANY WINS ITS FIRST Mushroom Leather Sneakers
—	1 Vote	I Am the Luckiest Mum in the Oven??

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