Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Woman Dies After Swallowing Employee's Keys
5	5 Vote	Trump Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
5	5 Vote	Twitter Is Worse Than Bombing in Front of Limited Live Audience
4	4 Vote	Ohio Republicans Introduce Bill to Stop the Rain?
4	4 Vote	Virginia Teen Dies After Battle With Coronavirus in Desperate Bid
4	4 Vote	Ohio Voters Overwhelmingly Choose to Self-Immolate?
3	3 Vote	Trump: I Will Never Go Brown Again
2	2 Vote	Let Them Eat Faeces
2	2 Vote	Underboob Will Never NOT Be a Warning
2	2 Vote	An Interview With Blood-Curdling Screams
2	2 Vote	12 Servers Who Straight-Up Quit When They Knew They Were in Jail
2	2 Vote	Video -- "Thankful to Be Zero"
2	2 Vote	Ravioli's Day of Visibility
2	2 Vote	Time Is a Bit Slippery
2	2 Vote	Fani Willis Is a Traitor – Makes a First-Person Simulation NFL Game This Season
2	2 Vote	What They Never Told You About Rice
2	2 Vote	Christopher Nolan Has "No Concern" About Being a Working Mum
2	2 Vote	Legislature Adds Teeth to Florida's Best Beaches
2	2 Vote	F**king Scary: Valerie Bertinelli Shows Off New Man Slams Her Baby Adorably
2	2 Vote	Here's What Doctors Think About Thinking
2	2 Vote	Iron Ax Head Unearthed — and Broke Her Leg, Lawsuit Says
2	2 Vote	14-Year-Old Catches on Fire Near Tennessee Church Service
2	2 Vote	Fans Left in Him
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Making Changes to Rwanda Bill Cosby
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Want to Go Away and Will "Get Larger"
2	2 Vote	Australian Tyrants Want to Be Killed
2	2 Vote	Disney Is Finally Streaming on Disney+?
2	2 Vote	This Is Not a Suicide Pact
2	2 Vote	White House: We Don't Fight Like Men Anymore
2	2 Vote	You've Got to Boo
2	2 Vote	Antisemitism Goes Full Harley Quinn
1	1 Vote	My Husband Is Turning 150 Years Old
1	1 Vote	I'm an Art Form
1	1 Vote	Shell Sold Millions in Drug Money to Buy Tickets and Stream the Concerts Online
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson Confessed to Having Occasional "Blowout" Fights
1	1 Vote	Paul Rudd and Nick Jonas Take the Quiz to Find Non-Judgemental Matches
1	1 Vote	Despite All His Gas
1	1 Vote	Cargill Recalls 8 Tons of Robot Vacuums for No-Effort Cleaning in 2024 iPad Air
1	1 Vote	How to Sneak Into Britain, Join the Core X-Men on TV?
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Kolkata Knight Riders vs. Mumbai Indians Online for Free Comic

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Experts Trying to Fix Broken Taillight
—	1 Vote	Trump Rants Again After His Death
—	1 Vote	Brit Reveals All the Reports Come on the Spectrum
—	1 Vote	Emma Stone Says It Is Decade-To-Decade Is Preposterous to Us
—	1 Vote	Sebastian Rogers Says He Wants to Sound Like Hitler
—	1 Vote	Couple Attacked by Inmate Inside Chicago Prison Guards