Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
75	75 Vote	Magician Makes Dogs Freak Out (Update: Okay We're Cool)
107	107 Vote	Is Obama Capable of Swallowing Homes, Trees, Even Corvettes
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
105	105 Vote	World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
22	22 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Actually a Marketing Hoax
43	43 Vote	17 Life Lessons We Learned From Being Poisoned
121	121 Vote	College Bro Has Amazing Ass
24	24 Vote	Child Bride Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a MILF
27	27 Vote	13 Knees That Look Like Shit
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
27	27 Vote	Kitten Loses His Shit
65	65 Vote	Bro Figures Out How to Say Hello
79	79 Vote	He Died and His Reaction Is Totally Awesome
111	111 Vote	5 Things I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
168	168 Vote	Something Amazing to Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
85	85 Vote	Bro Takes Epic Selfie With Allen Iverson at Club and Has Life-Changing Threesome… JK They Drugged and Robbed Him
34	34 Vote	Here's a 5-Minute Video That'll Leave You Completely Unfulfilled
132	132 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued 1	1
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11