Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	6 Old People Who Touch Your Relatives
14	14 Vote	Guns for the Crotch 1	1
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
177	177 Vote	Snowden to U.S.: C'mon, Stop Treating Me Like an Asshole
8	8 Vote	How to Kill Yourself
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
5	5 Vote	It's Time for Michael J. Fox's Meds
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
145	145 Vote	Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises