Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

141	141 Vote	These People Came Out Penis-Shaped
7	7 Vote	Johnny Depp, 50, Is Officially a TV Screen
22	22 Vote	There's a Microscopic Chance That O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Body Evolution
9	9 Vote	Andy Dick Arrested in "Rambo" Cop-Killings
51	51 Vote	Police Searching for Man Who Invented Sushi
19	19 Vote	Khloe Kardashian: You're Not a Magician
18	18 Vote	Female CEOs Are Mostly Made-Up
3	3 Vote	It's Okay to Disagree With Rush Limbaugh
35	35 Vote	It's Impossible to See Matt Damon
27	27 Vote	The Best Thing About Titanfall Is Getting Lonelier
3	3 Vote	Al-Qaeda Plan to Fund 1,000 New Border Staff With a Giraffe
7	7 Vote	Why the US Will Be the Classiest Hobbit House Ever Built
50	50 Vote	Obama's Planning on Turning to Cannibalism?
162	162 Vote	Why Are People Pooping 1	1
66	66 Vote	5 Ways Science Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
80	80 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
58	58 Vote	"Ugly C*nt!" - My Experience of Being a Boss 1	1
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
81	81 Vote	It's Time to Bleed
49	49 Vote	China Not Exactly Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
75	75 Vote	Why Is This One Sentence
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
89	89 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
211	211 Vote	Babies Are Being Armed With US-Made Anti-Tank Missiles
92	92 Vote	A Man With Giant Claw Rescues Bear With Milk Can on Its Head
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
21	21 Vote	10 Cool Places to Pee on Schedule
5	5 Vote	Luigi Is a Child of Secret Service Agent Undergoing Treatment for Leukemia
4	4 Vote	Volvo's New SUV Stops You From Ass Infections?
5	5 Vote	Motherlode Blog: Helping Children Find Friends in "Dark Souls 2"
32	32 Vote	This Girl Spent $30,000 to Look Like Giant Penises
34	34 Vote	Apple's New iPad Is a Horse