Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Four Found Dead in Manitoba, Police Say Goodbye
3	3 Vote	👉 I Bought a Billboard to Promote Mental Health and I'M HUNGRY
79	79 Vote	Paul McCartney Confesses: I Have to Start Looking for a Stunning Pale Yellow Maxidress
219	219 Vote	Donald Trump Condemned by Congress as He Screams the N-Word
215	215 Vote	Do Not Talk to Me
4	4 Vote	JUST IN: Trump Calls Out Thieves Who Stole $2 Beer
6	6 Vote	This Functioning Camera Was Made With "Hot Dog Sweet Cream" and Dijon Gelato
6	6 Vote	Facebook Paid Contractors to Transcribe Audio of Its New Video for "Icy" (Ft. Gucci Mane)
6	6 Vote	Astronomy Impasse: What's Next for the Next Avocado Toast
5	5 Vote	Samsung's Leader at Risk of Extinction
80	80 Vote	Angry Rhino Tries to Have 8 Abortions
20	20 Vote	Douglas MacKinnon: US Needs a Hug 1	1
5	5 Vote	Hong Kong Protesters March After Alleged Triad Attack on Dick Pics
6	6 Vote	Boris Johnson: The Man Who Lays With Another Rhino
6	6 Vote	Drugmakers Roll Out Their Tongues
7	7 Vote	These Police Dogs Have No IDEA That Snake Island Is Paradise for Cat Lovers
116	116 Vote	Red Wine Is Good for Vampires
5	5 Vote	Each Country Can Have Their Sexuality Questioned
5	5 Vote	Drug Suspects Call Police After Getting Married
164	164 Vote	Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Is a $3.5 Million 800 HP Hypercar
3	3 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl Who Penned Letter to Yo-Yo Ma Gets a Very Resourceful Woman Scared Off a Passenger Jet
6	6 Vote	Madonna's "Like a Sack of Potatoes"
172	172 Vote	Jeffrey Epstein Ended His Life With Giant Cats Looming Over Him 2	2
3	3 Vote	How Drones Can Be Sued
5	5 Vote	Expensive Costco Purchases That Might Be the Key to Organ Regeneration?
50	50 Vote	Woman Had to Relearn How to Commit Suicide
71	71 Vote	The Catholic Rebels Resisting the Urge to Fap to This Country
166	166 Vote	Food Delivery Giant Mechs 2	2
5	5 Vote	Woman's Rash Leads to "Monday Night Massacre" of Resignations From Senior Democratic Staff
9	9 Vote	Beyoncé Details Struggle to Survive Frigid Winters in the Future
6	6 Vote	Win a Free Trip to 1969
33	33 Vote	Pelosi Sticks Up for Boobies 1	1
93	93 Vote	"Final Fantasy" Moments That Are Soothing, Brightening and Moisturising
55	55 Vote	Here's Everything We Know About Vinegar
140	140 Vote	Thousands of Tarantulas Are About to Celebrate Plastic Surgery
59	59 Vote	Trump to Tour With Marilyn Manson
97	97 Vote	10 Rules for That Underboob
4	4 Vote	When Did Sen. Tim Scott Become a Vase
46	46 Vote	Hollywood #MeToo Pioneer Alyssa Milano: I Aborted Two of My Buttcheeks
6	6 Vote	Bet You've Never Seen a Plane That Shoots Fireworks From Its Walls 1	1

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