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Pentagon Announces Plan to Kill Me
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MIT Scientists Accidentally Create the Blackest of Fridays
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Police Officer Served Food With a Dodgeball
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USA to Allow Hindu Settlers to Buy New Underwear
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70's Porn Music Therapy
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HILARIOUS! President Trump Urges Mental Health & Well-Being!
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Virtually No One Was Hurt, So No Big Deal
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I Am Appalled by the Bangles
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Campbell Soup to Sell F-16s to Taiwan
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The Big Screen Debut of the Moon
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German Police Look Into My Big Beautiful Eyes
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Lady Gaga, Do You Push Someone's Penis Into Another Person's Hand?
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Harry Potter and the No-Deal Brexit Backing
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Large Woodland Pigeon Poops
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"The Matrix 4" Will Reportedly Feature a Young Girl Accidentally Destroying My iPhone 6S
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Its COOL to Be Held in Abusive Louisiana Facility
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You Can Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ding-Dong-Ding)
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Trump Cancels Denmark Trip Because They Hate Him
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Bernie Sanders Calls for Oasis Reunion
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Trump Seeks to Trademark "Taco Tuesday"
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My Doctor Said I Wasn't Praying Hard Enough
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My Grandfather, a Killer Slime
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Dear Karma, I'm Sorry Bro
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In Canada, You Can Become a Barber
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Couple's Cat Was a Left-Wing Extremist
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Mice in the Comments!
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This Beer Is Made Entirely Using Stock Footage Clips
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The Messiah's Mother Arrested
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But Why? Why Would a Grown Man Play With Trains?
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Man Shoots Employee After She Complained of "Phantom Smells" Like Burnt Toast
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At Least 26 Killed and Sold as Beef
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Woman Stabbed to Death by Firing Squad
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Dear Fellow White People: F***ing Honky
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ICE Wants Permission to Kill All Men
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13 Signs You're in a French Bakery
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Ridiculously Photogenic Guy Totally Looks Like a Gorilla
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Brainwaves Detected in Americas
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Biden Unsure How to Mail a Package (From Space)
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This Isn't Normal: Kansas and Oklahoma Have Been Stolen
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Swimmers Told to "take a Hike"