Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

249	249 Vote	Republicans Blame Democrats for Republican Soul Sacrifice
2	2 Vote	It's the Man's Job to Be Doing Everything He Can to Hold Joint-Rolling Contest
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber I Wanna Be a Woman to Set an Example
693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
6	6 Vote	What Really Happened in 2013
6	6 Vote	Find Out Next Month
204	204 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
2	2 Vote	Brandon Phillips Bunts, Gets Hit by Bus in Nation's Capital
7	7 Vote	This Google Street View Goes Indoors, With Permission
6	6 Vote	The Great Outdoors Turned Him Into a Bar ...
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
5	5 Vote	I'd Collect the Hell Out of Street Cocaine
77	77 Vote	Erin Brockovich Arrested for Illegally Filming a Magical Girl Anime
2	2 Vote	The Most Delicious Severed Hands and Feet With Rubbing Alcohol
4	4 Vote	Dutch Reporter Is Forced to Share Her Cocaine
7	7 Vote	Call in Sick: It's the Second Amendment
8	8 Vote	Lib Dem Officials Accidentally Send Secret Briefing Note to Heaven
8	8 Vote	JRuby 1.6.0 Released: Now With More Kittens
7	7 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Castrate a Hippo
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
80	80 Vote	Surrogate Mother Refused to Give a Shit
235	235 Vote	Are You a Refrigerator
98	98 Vote	Seven People Mauled by Small Child After a Blissful Slumber
51	51 Vote	Martha Stewart Is Out Of Control
156	156 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
8	8 Vote	Just Watch and You'll Never Guess Where Flamingos Hide Their Erectile Tissue
128	128 Vote	Chris Brown Sentenced to Life on Earth
93	93 Vote	The Tea Party as Nation's "Top Terror Threat"
7	7 Vote	Tidbits for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
332	332 Vote	How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2

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