Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
7	7 Vote	John Kerry Was Totally Chilling on His Bike
53	53 Vote	Please Start Using Condoms, Old People Ruin My Dreams of a Competitive Industry
47	47 Vote	President Obama Needs a Refill
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
289	289 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was Terrible at Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
7	7 Vote	I Don't Know Why That's a Good Reason
4	4 Vote	David LaChapelle Sued for Failing to Analyze "Alien Life"
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
269	269 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7