Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1