Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

365	365 Vote	Burger King Is Dead at 88 2	2
598	598 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
398	398 Vote	Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human? 1	1
474	474 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
448	448 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
413	413 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
368	368 Vote	5 Reasons to Go Away
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
367	367 Vote	Turns Out Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Situation 1	1
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
140	140 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Bagel
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2