Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

332	332 Vote	2016 Has Been Canceled 1	1
195	195 Vote	Kanye West Out of Pokéballs 1	1
128	128 Vote	New Viacom CEO Interested in Acquiring a Piece of Wood
517	517 Vote	Depression Level: ∞ 1	1
100	100 Vote	Experts Are Poking Holes in Airplane Windows
71	71 Vote	Sex, Death and Violence: How Do I Dinosaur?
160	160 Vote	Filipino President Threatens to Kill Homer
121	121 Vote	Nigerian Boxer Knocks Out City's Electricity 1	1
229	229 Vote	Since Everyone Is Posting Their Jobs... I'm a Happy Little Demon
342	342 Vote	Crunchyroll and Funimation Join Forces to Bring Back My Mother 2	2
410	410 Vote	Man Dies From Being 28
207	207 Vote	North Korea Carrying Out Further Nuclear Tests After 30 Days No Fap Challenge
75	75 Vote	TAKE Mario on a Mission From God: Change the Country's Moral Narrative
223	223 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I Am an INTERNET TROLL
72	72 Vote	Glenn Beck: "I Would Probably" Immigrate to the Bathroom...
211	211 Vote	You Humans Know Nothing About Vaping
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
668	668 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
552	552 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
215	215 Vote	I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
117	117 Vote	Warm the Cockles of Your Dong?
127	127 Vote	From 7,500 Feet Up, London Looks Like a Pussy
79	79 Vote	Motherfucking Tarantula on a 1968 Child's Menu
66	66 Vote	CBS Picks Up Drama About a Bro Who Can Fashion His Beard Into Any Shape Imaginable
158	158 Vote	Hot Naked Men Found in Connecticut River
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
142	142 Vote	Blake Shelton Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes
127	127 Vote	Men Taking Up Space in the Woods at Night and Inviting You to Code
345	345 Vote	The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
229	229 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
199	199 Vote	NASA Wants an Apocalypse
131	131 Vote	Humble Bundle Confusion Leads to World War II
176	176 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users 1	1
182	182 Vote	You Need to Binge-Watch All of Your Bullshit 1	1
146	146 Vote	Baby Born Without a Comeback
85	85 Vote	Why Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
220	220 Vote	The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas" 1	1

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