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7	7 Vote	Lots of Dudes Tell You About Their Sexual Sexiness
6	6 Vote	4 Surefire Ways to Up Your Pancake Game
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
34	34 Vote	The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
32	32 Vote	Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
87	87 Vote	Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
346	346 Vote	Now You Can Eat Without Dying
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
76	76 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
86	86 Vote	Astronaut Explains Why Guns Don't Actually Exist
20	20 Vote	What Happens When You Drop a Beat at My Desk
63	63 Vote	Can Science Really Make Us Sad?
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
29	29 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit
194	194 Vote	There Are Explosions and Stuff
200	200 Vote	How Gay Is Your Inner Potato?
182	182 Vote	Is Obama Really a Thing That Exists
47	47 Vote	Pooping Man Killed by a Penguin
33	33 Vote	This Kid Is Too fat
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
55	55 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Vagina
246	246 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
237	237 Vote	7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
28	28 Vote	13 Things You Missed as a Human Infant
66	66 Vote	Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down 1	1
105	105 Vote	Stockings the Cat Is Out Of Control
58	58 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Learn English. Don't Worry, It's a Lot. He Could Do Anything
110	110 Vote	Facebook Finally Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
183	183 Vote	Some Girls Are Just Too Cute To Eat
13	13 Vote	"Wearable" Book Allows Reader to Feel Emotions of Bigots
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth

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