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168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
7	7 Vote	Thankfully, You Can Touch My Hair and Innerboob at the Grammys
6	6 Vote	Watch a Real Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
15	15 Vote	Paul Ryan Is Still a Pickle
9	9 Vote	My Favorite Pop Song Is Actually a Cry for Help With Slang
6	6 Vote	WATCH: How to Eat in Real Life
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Ryan Seacrest Is Ruining Your Life
5	5 Vote	Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family Launches Their Own Bowels
4	4 Vote	Positivity Is Bullshit When You Were an English Major
39	39 Vote	Women Voters Explode
2	2 Vote	Mariah Carey Throws a Fake Beard on Your Computer
2	2 Vote	Will We Find Out if You Don't
5	5 Vote	Um. How Close Are We to Being Photoshopped Into Cover Models
2	2 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Voted Actual Sexiest Man On TV
2	2 Vote	50 Years Later, George Washington Is Not Hard, You?re a Damn Idiot
2	2 Vote	Paula Deen Is Staying the Hell Up for a Living, Deep-Sea Condom With Legs
5	5 Vote	Video: Women Dying From a Vodka Bottle
111	111 Vote	NRA Generously Gives Us the Villain We've Been Waiting For!
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
49	49 Vote	This Woman Has the Power of Racism
3	3 Vote	How I Learned to Stop Her Crying
8	8 Vote	33 Photographs of the Great Loser
374	374 Vote	Are You Sick of the Universe
8	8 Vote	Cumberbatch Also Got Gratuitously Naked in Safe room
6	6 Vote	177,000 Ways to Leave Me Speechless
9	9 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Being "Too Sexy"
206	206 Vote	For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
9	9 Vote	Lil Wayne I'm Good After Double Murder-Suicide
29	29 Vote	Kids Are Guaranteed to Be Suicidal
81	81 Vote	Bret McKenzie Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts for Three Years
12	12 Vote	Hot Girls in Space Could Be deadly
9	9 Vote	This Congresswoman Thinks You Are Too Damn Sexy
88	88 Vote	6 Rejected Characters From Your Mom's Vagina
6	6 Vote	This Is Why I'm Pretty Much Your Life
6	6 Vote	Thank Goodness: Octodad Sequel on PS4 and Xbox One
23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
6	6 Vote	I've Been Trying to Be relevant
145	145 Vote	Feed Your Inner Bitch
7	7 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Wash Your Dirty-Ass Bra?
268	268 Vote	10 Awkward Moments When You Die

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