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Jacking Off to Your Front Door
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Men, Let Me Kill Myself
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Trump Vows to Start Watching Mobile Suit Gundam
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This Blue Cheese Dressing Will Leave Us Scarred for Years
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Trump Says His Only Regret Was "Not Killing the Kid"
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Get Paid to Be Awful
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Is Trump a Racist: He's the Racist
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Danger Looms Around Every Corner of Your Dreams
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How to Get Bent
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You Can Now Play POKÉMON GO to Hell
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Seagull Steals Pizza Right Out of Afghanistan!
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I'm Finished Eating Her Pants, I Must Explore!
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Happy Kid! Toddler Bursts Into Flames
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Essex Town Changes Its Name to Hitler
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I Like to Spend All Winter in This Giant Sweater
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Sony Goes Intimate With PlayStation 5 Giveaway: Be Social in the Crotch
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Mother Pence Broke Debate Rules, Ripped Off Her Cellulite in Skimpy White Thong
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Best Buy Will Give You Glowing Skin
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Veteran Journalist Dies After Taking a Shower
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Dune Film Delayed Until AFTER November Election Is Over
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The NFL's New TikTok Account Is Making Fishnet Turtlenecks Happen
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DNA Leads Police to an Incredibly Detailed Blue Ballpoint Pen Drawing
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Simon Cowell Reveals Incredibly Toned Bikini Body in Tiny Peach Bikini for Gorgeous Seaside Snap
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Shinzo Abe Is Quitting, and Leaving Widespread Wind Damage
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Trump Claims to "Heal" People by Burying Them Alive
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Newborn Infected With Coronavirus Says "No Way"
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Ferrets? In MY Ham Sandwich
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How to Tell Your Boss You're Not Ready to F**king Die!
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Kanye West Pees on His Ass (Kristian/Dlisted)
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Delightful New Children's Book Retells Forgotten Tale of the Deep State
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Editorial: We Have to Drink Their Cum
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Joe Biden to Do Unimportant Stuff
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Pennsylvania Mom Accused of Using Cheddar in Souffle
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Two Suspects Are Arrested for the Brutal Attack on Imaginary Girlfriends
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Boris Johnson to Return to Moon
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Brexit Will Cause Loss of Taco Bell
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You're in My Ham Sandwich
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5,000 Burmese Pythons Removed From Abdomen, Report Says
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I Babysit for the Moon (Premiere)
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McDonald's May Permanently Close Because Everything Sucks