Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

172	172 Vote	How to Tell Your Boss You're Not Ready to F**king Die!
140	140 Vote	Kanye West Pees on His Ass (Kristian/Dlisted)
66	66 Vote	Delightful New Children's Book Retells Forgotten Tale of the Deep State
181	181 Vote	Editorial: We Have to Drink Their Cum
137	137 Vote	Joe Biden to Do Unimportant Stuff
85	85 Vote	Pennsylvania Mom Accused of Using Cheddar in Souffle
79	79 Vote	Two Suspects Are Arrested for the Brutal Attack on Imaginary Girlfriends
150	150 Vote	Boris Johnson to Return to Moon
77	77 Vote	Brexit Will Cause Loss of Taco Bell
87	87 Vote	You're in My Ham Sandwich
70	70 Vote	5,000 Burmese Pythons Removed From Abdomen, Report Says
50	50 Vote	I Babysit for the Moon (Premiere)
218	218 Vote	McDonald's May Permanently Close Because Everything Sucks
133	133 Vote	Fresh Prince of Prussia
209	209 Vote	Joe Biden: I've Been Guided by the P***y
76	76 Vote	Sicko Invented Twin as Scapegoat After Trying to Secretly Fart 1	1
171	171 Vote	After Reading This You Will Never Be Needed
129	129 Vote	Melania Trump Viciously Attacked by a Claw Machine in Wales
344	344 Vote	83% of Britons Could Lose Physical Custody of Their Bones
108	108 Vote	Apple Creating Portal to Another Dimension
397	397 Vote	Britney Spears Wants to Fuck Luigi 1	1
291	291 Vote	Senate Republicans Get Creative in Their Reckless Disregard for Human Life
225	225 Vote	Samsung to Reveal the Great Satan
100	100 Vote	The Seaweed Monster Is Back Behind Bars
142	142 Vote	Remembering the Work of Satan
123	123 Vote	Big Bird Talks About Going Through Divorce
183	183 Vote	Honk if You're a Beautiful, Challenging Puzzle 1	1
237	237 Vote	Nintendo Is Finally Here, and It's Spreading to Surrounding Towns
240	240 Vote	Congratulations! You're a Mage
259	259 Vote	Buzzfeed Writer Horrified to Learn Anything
108	108 Vote	You're Eating Spinach
70	70 Vote	This Taco Bell Crunchwrap Made From Bedsheets
57	57 Vote	What if Bug Spray Smelled More Like Paris?
262	262 Vote	Bad News O'Clock
185	185 Vote	Be Right Back, Signing Up for Social Revolution 1	1
205	205 Vote	Ouch! COVID-19 Is a Success 1	1
6	6 Vote	Yes, You Can Expect to See Horrific Sights
285	285 Vote	You're Never Too Old for Facts About Norway 1	1
115	115 Vote	Boy Cries as He Punches a Hispanic for No Apparent Reason
120	120 Vote	Trump Sees Only His Penis

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