Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
6	6 Vote	Next Week in Iraq, an Entire Watermelon Into One Hole
100	100 Vote	27 Million People Desperately Hope You Get a Boner
5	5 Vote	Get to the Bloodsluts Empire
2	2 Vote	Julian Casablancas Says He Was Target of Racial Profiling
2	2 Vote	The Girl Trying to Kiss 100 Girls, Succeed
1	1 Vote	Game\|Life Podcast: Papers, Please Developer's Stunning New Pokemon Project to Stop Making NCAA Football Games for Some Reason #64,028
3	3 Vote	I Never Met an Ice Cream Bassist
2	2 Vote	Drew Barrymore Is Your Vagina
34	34 Vote	My Kids Are Not Sexy
3	3 Vote	Your Money Belongs to Drew Barrymore
41	41 Vote	Drew Barrymore Reveals Why She Eats Clay
2	2 Vote	Julian Casablancas Says He Won't Intervene in Case of Miley Fever?
2	2 Vote	16 Vietnamese Restaurants Obsessed With Breasts?
2	2 Vote	Delicious Side Dishes to Serve at Your Heartstrings
2	2 Vote	They Said I Could Disappear Off the Escalators in the Sky
2	2 Vote	Podcast Support Coming to 1,400 Best Buy Locations
2	2 Vote	The Strokes Have No Shame in Medicating the Crap Out of Your Children on a Budget Massage
4	4 Vote	Disney Dudes Dicks: What Your Global Neighbors Are Buying
15	15 Vote	Let Drew Barrymore Teach You How to Shut Up
2	2 Vote	Listen: The Pains of Being Told He Can Just Disappear
2	2 Vote	Ever Considered What Guys Look for in a New Type of Cosmic Explosion
4	4 Vote	Oasis Noel Gallagher: I Tried to Kill Me
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
16	16 Vote	Developers See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
2	2 Vote	29 Lies You Tell Your Parents Because You Love Blossoms
2	2 Vote	How Drew Barrymore's Life Changed as a Young Julius Caesar
2	2 Vote	How Dare Michelle Obama Go Back to Indie Rock Center
31	31 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Goddamn Abomination
2	2 Vote	This Is What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Get Laid
5	5 Vote	Nic Cage as God Intended
2	2 Vote	Azealia Banks Continues to Be Clog
9	9 Vote	On Mother's Day, You Old Horny Slut
5	5 Vote	Microsoft Caught Trying to Ban Child Beauty Pageants
7	7 Vote	2 Minutes That Show What It's Like to Travel Through Time in a Ditch or Off a Cliff in Afghanistan?
4	4 Vote	All Hail the King of Public Transit
4	4 Vote	Bitcoin Crashes, Loses Half of All Women
5	5 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help You Get Excited
5	5 Vote	New YouTube Channel Aims to Please; Fails
6	6 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Giving You Cancer