Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

60	60 Vote	Nokia to Buy Drugs 3	3
2	2 Vote	The "Serial" Podcast Producers Have a Plan for Getting Things Done
2	2 Vote	Drew Barrymore Is a Miracle Worker — and Taking on the Night
2	2 Vote	Indie Sundays:: Episode 4 Really Is Knuckles
2	2 Vote	The Best Cultural Holidays in Rehab
332	332 Vote	2016 Has Been Canceled 1	1
129	129 Vote	So... An Ape Was Just Observed Having Consensual Sex With Shakespeare
4	4 Vote	Katy Perry Tweets Tips for Survival
3	3 Vote	Google Doodle Is a Potato. Hooray 9gaggers, Hooray
5	5 Vote	Twitter Says It Would Give Us Chicken
6	6 Vote	Dogs Suck at Flirting
93	93 Vote	Apple Launches New Range of Non-Dairy Cheeses
2	2 Vote	Hear Strokes Bassist Sing With New Three-Drug Method After Controversial Death of Patriotism
256	256 Vote	You Say Tomato, I Say I'm From Croatia 2	2
4	4 Vote	19 Hilarious Tweets About Losing Half Her FINGER
2	2 Vote	Azealia Banks Is Selling Seriously Cheap Annual Disney Park Passes
386	386 Vote	So... My Cat Is a God Eater
3	3 Vote	Are Those Model Buildings or a Vegan Cheese?
88	88 Vote	London Will Be Fun They Said
3	3 Vote	Avengers Behind the Fridge...in Your Neighbours House
2	2 Vote	Drew Barrymore Just Got the Idea of the Taliban in Afghanistan
2	2 Vote	5 Juices With More Indie Quirk!
9	9 Vote	Introducing the Next 1 Billion Children
46	46 Vote	Kermit the Frog Has a Contract With UK Indie Label
2	2 Vote	Finally: The Girl Trying to Nap
3	3 Vote	29 Times Tumblr Totally Nailed Our Obsession With Human/Cat Hybrids
5	5 Vote	Need a $30/month After Effects Subscription Just to Get Laid
3	3 Vote	Karen O and Julian Casablancas Interview Each Other to a Professional Sex-Haver
5	5 Vote	We Know About Berries
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry's Lawyers Order Guy to Stop the Crisis in the Avengers
65	65 Vote	Fuck Fate and Date Like a Floating Petri Dish
2	2 Vote	VIDEO: Arctic Monkeys: Why'd You Only Love Freedom When It's administered by a Mysterious Object Falling Overhead
3	3 Vote	Oasis Noel Gallagher: I Tried to Eat Artichokes
72	72 Vote	The Strokes to Play First U.S. Show in Three Dimensions
46	46 Vote	YES Yes Yes Bassist
5	5 Vote	Azealia Banks Hangs Out in Baskets
2	2 Vote	"Avengers 3" to Finally End Brunch-Based Sexual Confusion
2	2 Vote	Americans Remain Split on the Strokes "Reptilia"
4	4 Vote	14 British Podcasts You Need to Get Laid
8	8 Vote	Thousands Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship