Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

wombcat72

Voted Headlines

431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
426	426 Vote	Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles 2	2
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5