Headline Smasher

Abortion, the fastest way of weight loss.

I want some of it all...
I want some of it all...
I want some of it all...
And I want it reasonably soon!

Remember, kids: when driving a Jeep without brakes, don't use acid and alligators. That's illegal!

I don't know which is better: A Rep. naming their baby Stormi right now, or how badass the name Stormi Hunter would be...

Perfect comment!

I want to watch this!

Best thing about this headline is the word "slap"! :D

That explains a lot.

uuuhm... wut?

Is E.T. an *illegal* alien?

Or the dog didn't survive and Super Mario Odyssey's Ballon World is actually dog heaven?

We want to sincerely apologize for not using the N-word.

Eww.

Dat social commentary tho

Solid investment.

Welcome to the Disney World Cup of Corruption!

Fi Nuh Lee!

Perfect!