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Weight-Loss Pills Can Help. So Why Not Abortion?

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Abortion, the fastest way of weight loss.

I Want Some of It All

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I want some of it all...
I want some of it all...
I want some of it all...
And I want it reasonably soon!

North Carolina Woman Convicted of Using Acid, Alligators in Attempt to Drive Jeep Without Brakes

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Remember, kids: when driving a Jeep without brakes, don't use acid and alligators. That's illegal!

Rep. Duncan Hunter and Wife Brittany Reveal Gender of Baby Stormi

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I don't know which is better: A Rep. naming their baby Stormi right now, or how badass the name Stormi Hunter would be...

Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention

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Perfect comment!

Moped Gang Chased by Hippo

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I want to watch this!

Trump Slaps China With Massive Airstrikes

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Best thing about this headline is the word "slap"! :D

Hillary Refuses to Blow

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That explains a lot.

U.S. Opposition to Breast-Feeding Resolution Stuns World Health Officials by Opposing Pro-Breastfeeding Resolution

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uuuhm... wut?

I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration

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Is E.T. an *illegal* alien?

Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode

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Or the dog didn't survive and Super Mario Odyssey's Ballon World is actually dog heaven?

We're Righting a Wrong, Say the N-Word

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We want to sincerely apologize for not using the N-word.

Trump Declines to Say No Homo

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Eww.

Please Love Yourself Enough to Win the 2016 Election

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Dat social commentary tho

Trump Discloses Payment to Porn Star Wars

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Solid investment.

Trump Speaks on Deadly Shooting at Disney World Cup of Corruption

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Welcome to the Disney World Cup of Corruption!

Report: POTUS Trump Privately Predicts He Will Retire!

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Fi Nuh Lee!

A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints

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Perfect!