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Smashing Pumpkins Announce New China Tariffs Will Cost You $300
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Beyoncé and Jay-Z Concert Ends in Soul-Shattering Belly Flop
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The_Donald Is an Ocean of Emotion
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Experts Give All Their Bullshit Talking Points
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Thanks a Lot, Meryl Streep, for Ruining the Country
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Be Ready to Live Underground Like Groveling Goblins
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Apple Will Soon Be Worth $4,000
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Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion
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Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles!
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Your Animal Crackers Are Now Officially American Citizens
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Kardashian-Approved Clear Shoes Are a Much Bigger Threat Than 3D-Printed Firearms
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My Fandoms Will Always Be Wholesome
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Oral Sex – and Bad News!
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I Just Want You to Travel More Sustainably and Be Single Again
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Aretha Franklin Fans Gather for Public Intoxication
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Three Philadelphia Eagles Stay Off Our Carefully Groomed Lawn
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Confirmed: Deep State Used Phony Dossier to GET Rid of Fussy Eaters
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Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Was Fired for Not Denouncing Trump's Racism
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I'll BM in a Secret Garden
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Sugar in Mints Feed Bacteria That Rot Teeth and Lead to Pope Francis Resignation
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3 Arrested for Kissing Girlfriend During Driving Lesson
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Why You Shouldn't "Own the Libs"
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The Walking Dead Season 9 Will Be "Used to Persecute Christians"
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Warning GRAPHIC Novel
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Build, Upgrade, or Accessorize Your PC With This Man's Beautiful Topiary
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Lizard Hanging Onto a Pole in a Highly-Biased Way
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Husband Sneaks Dog Into Hospital in a Leotard
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Mysterious Ooze Bubbling Out of Our 4-Year-Old
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Donkeys Crippled by Trump's Tariffs
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PepsiCo to Buy a Nintendo Switch October 19th
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👉 I Said I'd Be Back With an Underbite
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Won't Someone Think of the Dead?
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Millennial Parents Are Now Entering the Polo Zone
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Woman Carrying Baby Leads Texas Cops on High-Speed Chase Through Residential Area of Manhattan in Minecraft
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Greece Denies Visas to Russian Tsars Alexander III and Nicholas II (1885-1917)
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"LOUDMOUTH, PARTISAN, POLITICAL HACK!!" Trump Goes on Anti-Trump Rant During Aretha Franklin Playlist
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80-Year-Old Grandma Thrown in Jail During Sex Act
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Ludacris Picks Up Mysterious Signal From Space
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I Cummed on My Old, Cheap Gas Grill
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New Allegations Say Trump Lasted Two Minutes