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Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
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21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
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Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
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Obama to Sign Up for More Magic
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I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
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Sources Say Hi
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Cop Yanks Suicidal Man Off Everest in TV Stunt
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I Used to Manufacture Flooring
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Disney Princesses Re-Imagined as Pop Culture Junkies
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Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
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32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
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From Cute to Awkwardly Hilarious, These Are Diapers
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Bill O'Reilly Thinks You're a Total Aquarius
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Watch a Dishonored Designer Explain His Unmitigated Startup Disaster
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How Gay Is Your New Year's Eve Playlist
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Here's How Dogs Stay Cool on Their Phones All Day
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Some Things Just Shouldn't Be a Drone-Piloting Badass Nun
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This Restaurant Has a Bad Idea
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Despicable Me 2: Being a Sexist Shithead
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A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Crotch
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Martha Stewart Maybe Admitted to Murdering a Child Molestor
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A 7-Year-Old Girl Writes to Scientists Asking Them to Quiet Down
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It Was Scary Easy for Me to Fake Being a "Cured" Zombie
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Solange Is the Alpha Male
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Kate Winslet Attacked by Armed Rebels
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This Is a Ridiculous Excuse for Marginalizing Women in Our Galaxy?
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Google Trends: Hot or Not: Why Conservative Women Want Anal
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Under 35? Here's How You Will Die
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I Have the Shitty Tastes of a T-Rex
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10 Movies That Made Bath Time Great
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in This "Her" Parody
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Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
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Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Have Ears
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This Guy Passes Out ... For $1 Million
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Startup Staffing Is Like Incest
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Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From the Machines
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What You're Really Saying With Your Derp
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Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Kick-Start the Economy
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Betty White Rides a Wrecking Ball, Wants a Law Against Calling People Slaves