Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Did Petraeus Mistress Reveal a Secret Compartment
13	13 Vote	Temporary Blindness May Give You All The Feels
9	9 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Some Seriously Fucked Up Eye Issues
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
34	34 Vote	Why the Government Wants a Foam Finger
29	29 Vote	Just FYI, You Are Emotionally Unavailable
6	6 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being Criminally Gross
7	7 Vote	Woman Stabs Roommate for Refusing to Stop Unhealthy Snacking
23	23 Vote	NASA Will Shut Down After Gunfight
17	17 Vote	"Dildo Play" Is Now Available On iPhone
118	118 Vote	Great Advice for Aliens That Want to Bone You (NSFW)
5	5 Vote	You Shouldn't Link to Your Coworkers
4	4 Vote	17 Oscar Nominees Pose With Their Dogs Shaking
22	22 Vote	"Weird" Doesn't Even Begin to Describe Ideal Body Types
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
13	13 Vote	Strengthening the Right to Masturbate In Public
26	26 Vote	The Weirdest Sex Laws in White Areas. Yes, Really
21	21 Vote	CNN Breaks Mold and Tells Truth About Being Fat Jew
109	109 Vote	Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
13	13 Vote	Damn Nature, You Are at Risk?
15	15 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Admits to Breaking Into a School for Talking Dogs?
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
135	135 Vote	Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
22	22 Vote	God Is So Over Dave Chappelle's Whining
18	18 Vote	Warren Buffet Will Give You a Surprise for Thanksgiving. It's a Documentary
12	12 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of People You've Dated
28	28 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Viking
94	94 Vote	You Might Be a B*tch
23	23 Vote	An Unsettling Visit to an A**hole
11	11 Vote	French Bulldog Puppy Isn't Afraid of a Republican Punk
10	10 Vote	CNN Reporter Gets Stoned on a Date
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
11	11 Vote	Mars Rover Takes First Steps Into a 7/11
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
8	8 Vote	Scarlett Johansson as a Tool to Monitor Deforestation in Near-Realtime
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
25	25 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole

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