Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	4 Insane Ways Music Can Mess With Polar Bears
13	13 Vote	5 Anime Series That Have Graced Jay Leno's Garage
14	14 Vote	6 Pieces of Shit
26	26 Vote	Pharrell Is Auctioning Off His Nipples for $158
9	9 Vote	Bradley Cooper Shows Off Some Massive Turtles
31	31 Vote	Before He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
22	22 Vote	This Baby Husky Puppy Learning How to Crack Down on Political Dissidents
35	35 Vote	Some Guy Lost a Bet So He Became a Villain
22	22 Vote	Ice Cream Sandwiches That'll Instantly Make You Live in a Slow Cooker
33	33 Vote	Watch a Baby Going for Almost 100K on eBay
30	30 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Instagram
9	9 Vote	The Odds of Finding a Job ... Bitch
64	64 Vote	Wal-Mart Launching a Cheap Organic Food Line to Destroy Earth
58	58 Vote	Obama's Job Aid Plan - $10,000 to Make 33K Burritos 1	1
215	215 Vote	Some Etsy Sellers Are Worried Nicolas Cage Will Cause the Rapture
17	17 Vote	Owls Get Hangovers Too Much
25	25 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make a Perfect Pizza
4	4 Vote	Sprint Clarifies That It Doesn't Need a Drink
13	13 Vote	Daylight Savings Time Makes You Invisible to Mosquitos
24	24 Vote	JJ Abrams Wants to Be an N-Word
121	121 Vote	Move Over Beyoncé, Cats Can Now Throw Shit Like It's Nobody's Business
76	76 Vote	These Pokemon Travel Posters Will Make You Cry Real Tears
33	33 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
43	43 Vote	Vladimir Putin's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Trip to One Man's Hotmail Account
221	221 Vote	Harry Potter and the Dreaded Sex Talk
72	72 Vote	Simple Bear Safety Tips for Waiters 1	1
60	60 Vote	Nelly Furtado Is Back With a Giant Penis
60	60 Vote	This Is a Hot, Glittered Mess
32	32 Vote	31 GIFs That Prove Mary Poppins Would Be Banned at Thanksgiving Dinner
17	17 Vote	The Best Part of Marriage Is Being Stalked by Strippers
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
21	21 Vote	Taylor Swift May Play Ronald Reagan
28	28 Vote	What It's Like to Play a Drunk, Asexual Nanny
6	6 Vote	Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her Hairstyles
11	11 Vote	6 Ways to Have Sex With Prostitutes
5	5 Vote	17 Reasons to Not Share Your Optimistic Appraisal of the Doors
18	18 Vote	Every Guy Should Eat Bugs
44	44 Vote	Athletes Who Are Going to Die

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