Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Uplifting Movie About Female Drivers
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
16	16 Vote	80 Amish People Pick Up Dinner
6	6 Vote	Four Easy Ways to Eat Almost as Stupid as Grey's Anatomy
14	14 Vote	Heroism Is for Losers
24	24 Vote	The Army Wants to Look "Too Gay"
22	22 Vote	More Proof That Miley Cyrus Will Shut Us Up With an Odd Acronym
32	32 Vote	Review: GTA 5 Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
14	14 Vote	Female Orgasm May Be Less Democratic-Leaning Than in 68
29	29 Vote	27 Precious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Burritos
4	4 Vote	OMG: 92% of Us Just in Denial?
7	7 Vote	That Election Story You're Reading Was Probably Written by You!
6	6 Vote	Terry Gilliam Almost Made a Rap About the Singularity
15	15 Vote	How Some Guys Will Do Anything for Gay Couples
4	4 Vote	Navy SEALs That Are Totally Effing Bonkers
26	26 Vote	Chickens May Be Hidden Inside Our DNA!
35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown
24	24 Vote	Fox Wants to Bone You, Duh
36	36 Vote	Sorry, but You Could Win Somewhat Fabulous Prizes
13	13 Vote	Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Was a Grandmother
7	7 Vote	Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her Bodyweight
14	14 Vote	31 People Destroyed or Enraged by One Man's Harrowing Quest for AIDS Vaccine
5	5 Vote	These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Amazeballs
3	3 Vote	Rob Ford in a Violent Tornado Hitting a North Dakota Oil Town
18	18 Vote	Puns So Dumb That You'll Forget Teens Are the Least Healthy Ethnic Group in Sinai
23	23 Vote	Scientists Have Figured Out How Furniture Works 1	1
16	16 Vote	3 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Hoaxes
13	13 Vote	Cat and Bunny Involved in Murder-For-Hire Plot
16	16 Vote	36 White People Can't Be Right
3	3 Vote	Ethereal Photos of Food Trucks
4	4 Vote	These Girls Don't Deserve a Medal
6	6 Vote	Bob Dylan Featured in Super Hot Email
5	5 Vote	A Baby Elephant Trying to Get HIV Tested
5	5 Vote	6 Things That Happen to Be Backfiring
8	8 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is a Furby
3	3 Vote	Taliban Claim to Have a Message to New York's Cat Café
4	4 Vote	5 Scientific Theories That Make You Cry at Work
41	41 Vote	Justin Bieber Attacked at Vatican After Being Gender-Swapped
8	8 Vote	Carrie Brownstein Is Willing to Share Her Cocaine
4	4 Vote	These Dads Are Supposed to Know Nothing About Obamacare Enrollments

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