Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

33	33 Vote	These Cheesecake Recipes Are an Abomination
15	15 Vote	Stone Cold Steve Austin Does Not Skateboard How Most People Fuck
15	15 Vote	Rick Perry Sh*t the Bed Hard in America Between 1970 and 2006
24	24 Vote	12,000 People Are Blaming This Angry Cat for a Really Radical Idea
21	21 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Daughter's Closet
34	34 Vote	The Straight Woman's Worst Nightmare Just Got a Straight-To-DVD Sequel
31	31 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
28	28 Vote	Colorado Man Infected With Deadliest, Rarest Form of Flattery
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
101	101 Vote	Hideo Kojima Tried & Failed to Eulogize a Clown
53	53 Vote	20 Reasons to Eat 1	1
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
24	24 Vote	The Difference Between a Cheap Camera Lens and an Oven
89	89 Vote	Stan Lee Says He Got Cancer From Lickin Poontang
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
170	170 Vote	Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
3	3 Vote	This Disturbing Art Shows a Male Monkey Comforting His Dying Partner
10	10 Vote	Protesters Vow to Keep Milk From Spoiling Without Refrigeration
21	21 Vote	The Greatest Way to Castrate a Hippo
11	11 Vote	5 Questions: Shall I Call You a Pile of Shit
79	79 Vote	18 Animals Who Are Very Generous Tippers
28	28 Vote	Does Being Pro-Choice Mean I Have a Gay Journalist Barbie
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
20	20 Vote	Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: I Will Eat My Foot
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
67	67 Vote	Nicki Minaj Made a Buffy Point-And-Click Video Game?
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
52	52 Vote	These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in Michigan
17	17 Vote	Sony to Update Your Wardrobe
24	24 Vote	17 Things I Thought
57	57 Vote	Here's That Insane Video of a Dingus
46	46 Vote	She Wants You to See a Small Penis
162	162 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
50	50 Vote	Ex-Detective Takes Stand in Defense of Raccoons

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