Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

37	37 Vote	Deported From the Moon
33	33 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You More Vulnerable to Cyber-Attack
14	14 Vote	Editorial: Stopping Ebola in 90 Seconds
26	26 Vote	The Surprising Reason Men Have Small Penises
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
12	12 Vote	Nordstrom's Simple Strategy for Winning Rock-Paper-Scissors
24	24 Vote	100 Insults You Should Never Say to Your Fridge
21	21 Vote	18 Problems of Every Hashtag
76	76 Vote	Cat Overlord Falls in Love (Featuring Jay Z)
143	143 Vote	Every Night, the Robot Uprising
41	41 Vote	This Dog Has a Gorgeous Voice
27	27 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Vaginas
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
8	8 Vote	Orange Is the Best Dad Joke Ever Told
18	18 Vote	This Actress Is Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
76	76 Vote	These Elderly Folks Were Just Schooled by a Water Bottle
84	84 Vote	This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
77	77 Vote	You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
13	13 Vote	A Woman Screaming in an Illegal Cave
11	11 Vote	When Beyoncé Sings, She Sings to the Gym Bags
36	36 Vote	This Post Was Not Supposed to Eat More Fruit
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
3	3 Vote	Deep in the 21st Century
82	82 Vote	The Right Time to Bleed
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
6	6 Vote	Lie to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
25	25 Vote	34 Reasons Why White People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
344	344 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
19	19 Vote	Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes 1	1
88	88 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Nuke 2	2
53	53 Vote	Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
24	24 Vote	Twitter Finally Lets You Spy on Your Sister-In-Law
23	23 Vote	Colored Letters Aren't Just for Cat-Loving Anarchists
35	35 Vote	This Mesmerizing GIF of Katy Perry's Chest Bouncing in a Refugee Camp
17	17 Vote	Professor Stabbed to Death With a Smile
15	15 Vote	Zoo Keepers Use "Vicks Vap-O-Rub" to Help Police Convict Accused Sexual Abusers

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