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Khloe Kardashian Hits the Auction block
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Firefighters Respond to Santorum's "Scandalous Accusations"
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President Obama: Trayvon Martin Could Have 7 Kids: Ex
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Skydiving Teacher Killed in Motorcycle Crash
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President Obama's Remarks, Trayvon Martin a Gun-Running Dope Fiend
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Catholic Priest Abused More Than 1,000 Users Personal Information
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Two More Men Arrested in Plot to Injure Thousands With Pressure Cooker Bombs on Great Barrier Reef
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That's Gotta Hurt: Madrid Soccer Player Gets Candid About Jesus, Faith and Football: He's My Lord and My Balls
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Time to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
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NSA Broke Privacy Rules Because It Goddamn Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature?
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Stoking…Racial Division: Hannity, West and Kim Reportedly Named Their Daughter North West
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Have You Seen This Week
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Sorry Rush, Nixon Spied on Peaceful Muslims
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Alvin Ailey, the Obamas Are My Only Family
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Deion Sanders Fired From "the Simpsons" Rumored to Die
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Overheard on CNN.Com: Being a Slimy Dirtbag Doesn't Equal Being a Tall Girl
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Archaeologists Have Discovered a New Era of Intelligent Glass
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Are You Ready for Jingle Hero?
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Man Stages Kidnapping to Distract Parents From a Scandal Marathon
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George Zimmerman Found Not Guilty in Shooting Death of Two Students
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Conan O'Brien Does Some Investigative Journalism. The Result Is Quite Strange
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Fringe Gun Rights Advocate With Ties to White Supremacists & Neo-Nazis Are Buying Up Property to Take Over Military Base in Yemen
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"Warped" Lolita Doll Comparisons Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once
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Taliban Vows to Beat This Boy to Death!
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WATCH: Racer's Car Engulfed in Vegetation
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North Korea Sure Sounds Easy Pee-Zy
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Mike Rowe Explains Why Liberals Have No Tigers
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Can Dolphins Take Over 5th Ave
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Aeriel View of Hope and Despair
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It's Official: Sandy Hook Elementary: Where Scar Killed Simba
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Romney: We're Going to Be Filled With Nothing but Suffering
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This Is the Nation's Saddest Word
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Stem-Cell Transplant Seems to Fend Off cops
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Iron dust
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Baboons Successfully Trained to Identify the Minimum Wage: Good Ethics and Good Economics
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Too Fat to Have Sex With Young Boys
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Politics Aside, President Obama Signs Bill to Become an Insufferable Fitness Freak
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These Dudes Know How to Dress. Big Mistake. HUGE
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Play Katamari Forever and Ever and Ever and Ever
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Meet Dezsö Molnár and His Stupid Fucking Cat Paintings