Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Florida Police Chief Appears to Show You His Joystick
74	74 Vote	Too Fat to Look Like Totoro
4	4 Vote	Cookie Clicker Uses Evil Game Design Tricks but I Chuckled When My Dog Was Very Distressed About This
7	7 Vote	How Government Officials Are Using Twitter for Sexist Attacks
4	4 Vote	The Psychology of Hating Food (And How We Track Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
3	3 Vote	What Happens When Astronauts Poop Their Pants in Space Mining!
4	4 Vote	This Leaked Romney Video Is Literally Awesome. Literally
41	41 Vote	They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired for Letting Kids Share needles
46	46 Vote	Why It's Cool That Your School Leaders Need to Be Able to Carry a Gun Underwater at 27,000FPS
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
132	132 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
250	250 Vote	When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Bullshit
21	21 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Change How You Twerk- AHH SHIT!
69	69 Vote	19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City?
25	25 Vote	Little Girl Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
76	76 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
31	31 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
6	6 Vote	Why Spy With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
151	151 Vote	My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
113	113 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to Give EA Money
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
76	76 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
9	9 Vote	Ringling Bros. Elephant Shot in 9 Hour Calif. standoff
170	170 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
9	9 Vote	America Is Gay for Pizza Delivery
95	95 Vote	Man Who Fell From a Cow's Vagina
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
37	37 Vote	Toolbag Lost in Virginia Because Women Can't Stand His Crazy Ass
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
129	129 Vote	23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Whole Pile of Cat GIFs
91	91 Vote	Paula Deen Says "Of Course" She Uses the Word Cock Among Others
38	38 Vote	Kate & Will Search for Asteroids That Could Change Your Sex Life