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Blake Shelton Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes
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Orlando Jones Took Our Lunch Money
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MIT to Dedicate Permanent Memorial to a Prostitute
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Instead of Arresting a Suspect, This Cop Decided to Reinvent the Bicycle
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The Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof
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Congrats on Your Nonexistent Baby Goat
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The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
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Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Two Names — ISIS and ISIL
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
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These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
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Barbie Tries to Pass the Drone Strike Transparency Act
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Concerned Mom: Slutty Girls Selfies Are Destroying the "essence of Humanity"
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The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
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Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Eat His Own Crotch
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Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users
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Miley Cyrus Loses Vogue Cover Due to Odor
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Wow, Here's a 2-Minute Video to Teach Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter
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Only 6% of Americans Believe God Decides Football Games Nowadays
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Why Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
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5 Priests Who Turned Badass When Things Got Personal
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This Dubstep Mash-Up Inspired by Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Uncomfortable Around Condiments
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10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen
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Birdman -- DENIED at Hollywood Orgies
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VIDEO: Teen Battling Cancer Bursts Into Flames
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Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
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How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
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The Man Who Didn't Realize He Was in 1958
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15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
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It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
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Russian Artist Nails His Scrotum to Street in More Ways Than We Thought
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29 Dogs Looking Depressed AF in Their Senior Portraits
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Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
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4 Embarrassing Attempts to Make Lasagna
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The Dicks of Our Eyes
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Calvin Klein Photoshopped Hair Onto Justin Bieber's Soul, Drinks With Him
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Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Is Really Dead
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18 Kids Who Had Sex With Lance Bass + More Wednesday Goodies
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Watch These Bros Lose Their Shit Over a Cookie Straw
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5 People Who Shit on Their Bridesmaids
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Great Dane Gets Absolutely Destroyed