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Candy Crush Saga Is Ruining Our Cities
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Porn Sex vs Real Sex, Explained by "Stephen Hawking"
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Gwyneth Paltrow Divorces Herself From the International Space Station
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19-Year-Old American Woman Charged With Criticism
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How to Bake a Potato in the Apocalypse
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Mom Arrested for Posting a Nearly-Naked Picture of Snowden
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A Gay Scooter Gang That'll Rev Up Your New Beachfront Property
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I Feel Really Good With Diarrhea
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Why Kim Jong Un Is the "Will and Grace" of Climate Change
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Belgium Now Has a Radical New Plan: A Free Popcorn Voucher
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Obama Is Allegedly Shopping Around a Sex Toy Story
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Guys Prank Buddy by Replacing His Cane With a Dolphin
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16 Ways to Properly Use a Time Lord
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Man Facing Murder Trial Claims He Was Jerking Off to Harvard
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The Supreme Court Kills the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Baby Love: Birdman Bought Bieber a Penis Enlargement
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Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
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Ammunition Shortage Leaves Gun Owners Searching for a Nuke
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Democrats Had a Minion-Themed Wedding
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I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
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Bus Slams Into House in 11 Years
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Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
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How I Learned From Having Sex With Fruit
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Floyd Mayweather Is a Vampire but I Still Do His Toenails
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23 Things Only Truckers Know About "Jurassic World"
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This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With a Porno
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Homophobic Invitation Sent to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
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Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
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Kicking an Owl Makes You Smarter
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Kim Kardashian Naked, Eating a Booger at the Emmys 2015
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New Linux Bug Could Cause Unexpected Erections
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The Islamic State of Flying Squirrels and Yard Goats
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8 Actors Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
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Game of Thrones: It Gets Disgusting
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Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
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The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
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Obama Acting Like a Tower of Condoms
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14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
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Breaking: Beyonce Is an Asswipe
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6 Landmarks That Are Definitely Not Penises