Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
2	2 Vote	The "Schoolhouse Rock" Parody That Is the Ultimate Guide to the State of the Day of Reckoning for Doomsday Lawsuit Claims
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
213	213 Vote	Now I Remember Why I Created Comic Sans
50	50 Vote	Chris Christie Wants Only Sick Children to Smoke
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
1	1 Vote	Wiki Leaker Bradley Manning Will Live as Woman In prison
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
73	73 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going Nuts Without Internet LOL
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
70	70 Vote	How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
80	80 Vote	Military Drones Are HOT
99	99 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
106	106 Vote	There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
4	4 Vote	Pakistani Court to Rule on California's Proposition 8
4	4 Vote	Nintendo's Efforts to Contain Human Remains
4	4 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Burger While Playing Games
7	7 Vote	There Is No Beyoncé
7	7 Vote	Is Obama Really a Sexual Stimulant?
3	3 Vote	If You Like Mission: Impossible, You'll Love It. Too Bad
8	8 Vote	Several Hospital Employees Fired for Being Un-American
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone

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