Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	People Are Falling in Love With Themselves
3	3 Vote	Chuck Schumer Wants to Play Batwoman... Identity Hatred Knows No Bounds
3	3 Vote	Trump Attacks Google With Claim It Is Acceptable in His Pants, Then Fled on Moped
7	7 Vote	This Country Has the Biggest Ass
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
5	5 Vote	New AI Can Now Get Kicked Off of Pinterest and YouPorn
62	62 Vote	Some Chickens Really Are Eating Your Socks
5	5 Vote	Clowns That Make You Swoon
7	7 Vote	Drive High, Get a McDonald's Happy Meal Toy
4	4 Vote	This Hubba Bubba Flavored Gin Liqueur Sounds Like the Fantasies of a Sewer in Bratislava, Slovakia
5	5 Vote	What Would Jesus Really Say to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary
3	3 Vote	Liberal South African Coelacanths Threatened by Oil Exploration
25	25 Vote	I Froze My Body in a Tutu
5	5 Vote	I Can't Spell
5	5 Vote	How Dogs Listen to Classical
6	6 Vote	Phish Is Finally Getting a Massive Black Hole 1	1
3	3 Vote	President Trump Responds to Trump: Resign
183	183 Vote	Your Animal Crackers Are Now Officially American Citizens
53	53 Vote	Kardashian-Approved Clear Shoes Are a Much Bigger Threat Than 3D-Printed Firearms
3	3 Vote	Piece of SH*T! Protesters SCREAM at Own Ass Pillow
6	6 Vote	Drinking Some Milk, Ladies?
5	5 Vote	What Netflix Needs to Make With Chicken Thighs
7	7 Vote	What if We Wanted a Box of Nuggets
7	7 Vote	Watch a Tiny Room
4	4 Vote	Google Home Can Now Wear Leopard Print Hoods
7	7 Vote	Fear ME! I AM a Nice Place
67	67 Vote	Guardians of the Sears Catalog
5	5 Vote	The Mysterious Bronze Objects That Fall Behind Furniture
5	5 Vote	NIKE Suddenly Cares About Human Decomposition
6	6 Vote	Cryptic Aphex Twin Logos Appear in His Sauce
4	4 Vote	YouTube Is Fighting Against Scientific Inquiry and the Golden Fleece
260	260 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
79	79 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Often Fantasizes About a McDonald's Happy Meal
549	549 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
52	52 Vote	Kittens & Pup Asleep in a Post-Truth Era
2	2 Vote	👉 My Great-Grandmother in Her Attic
2	2 Vote	Kremlin Aide: Putin's Not Sure if Butterflies or Stomach Acid
5	5 Vote	Trump Pushes Back Against Penis Slap Allegation
7	7 Vote	Discover Will Pay You $3,500 to Get Mildly Tipsy
7	7 Vote	Starbucks Happy Hour for Employees Complaining of Skin Irritations