Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
104	104 Vote	Pimp My Baby Piglet
49	49 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
2	2 Vote	Apple Unveils Its First Game. It's a Dead End Job Ad Model's Hair Gets Messed Up When the Nazis
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
66	66 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Horse
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
7	7 Vote	I Have Seen Your Future Office Building. It Looks Like Crap. Literally
75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2