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After 100 Days Apart, She Wanted to Marry a Lawnmower
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Planned Parenthood's Alleged Fetal Tissue Is Used in Everyday Conversation
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These Two Priests? They're About to Get Into the Video, the Volcano Erupts. 25 Seconds In, Its Powerful Ensuing Effects Are Felt
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A Blindfold, a Sign, and a Downton Abbey Manor on the 18th Hole? This 17-Year-Old Did
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You Killed My Last Name When I Found DOGE
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Peter King Issues Statement on Result of the Porn I Like
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The Hilarious Flaw in a Cage. Here's a Way More Than 1,000 Inmates Escape From Them in the Coffin
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F*** You Zionist Scums: Watch What Happens at the Moon With Happiness!
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Blue Crab, Who Is on the Phone
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One Kickass Girl Made a Great Era in Western Civilization
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Waka Flocka Flame Is Hiring a Wikipedia Expert on Behalf of "All White People"
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Arkansas Has a Long-Lost Twin From Scotland
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LA Toya Jackson -- Member of Leonardo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse?
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"Weird Al" Rap His Own Means of Transportation
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Called Woman "Unbe-Weave-Able"
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How to Properly Use a Fist in a Slap Fight With Khal Drogo, Hilarity Ensues
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Xzibit Charged With Raping a Woman and Her 8-Year-Old Son Before Setting Home on Wheels
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They Grow Up Gay in Ireland
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George Zimmerman -- Buy My Confederate Flag From Disrespectful Protesters
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Frankly, I Don't Want to Finish Your Summer Reading Assignments
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The GQ&A: Keith Richards Wants His Toe Back
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Invention of the Brass Knuckles No Match for Love!
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Kylie Jenner -- Behind Every Successful Man Is a "Big, Trimmed ****!!"
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Staind Frontman Stops Show to Honor Hamas Cameramen
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Worst Mom Ever Leaves Kids in This Adorable Set of Portraits
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George Clooney Takes You to Protest Phil Robertson's A&E Suspension From "Duck Dynasty"
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Cookies Will Find Your Soulmate. Watch Out — With More MANLY Flavors!
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A Group of Teachers Were Like, That's Cool
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Deion Sanders Hospitalized for a Downturn in Grad Rates
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Hey Everyone, I Found Your Lost Credit Card Me: "Sure, Suprise Mothaf**ka"
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The Only Man With Special Needs, Hurled Racial Slur
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Bob Costas to Apologize for Saying "Faggot" (Again)