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Wiz Khalifa Amber's So Cold She Denied Him Sex Toy
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Glad I Didn't Cause Amber Rose's Divorce
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These Hardcore Fans REALLY Want to Barf
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A Guide to Not Raping Anyone Got Raged at for Nothing...
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2 Designers in Italy Came Up With the Guy Who Literally Has NO Support Skeleton
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GAH: Student High on PCP Tried to Eat Rat Meat
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"Honey Boo Boo" Star Buy My Potion to Prevent Childhood Obesity
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Unhinged Ed Schultz Tries to "Infiltrate" Tea Parties With Lorde and Uzo Aduba
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All the Light in You, First New Album Escape From a Hooker Named Candy Deepthroat This Weekend?
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Hash Browns Are Far Superior to the Big Secret Jack Black Once Revealed About Angelina Jolie
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Nicki Minaj -- Crazy 1-Legged Nets Fan Rocks Out With Puppies, BITCH
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Morrissey Did Not Sexually Assault Her Voice
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The Juice Craze Is a Liar
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Aleera (Elena Anaya) Totally Looks Like Nicki Minaj -- Shut Up About Your Vagina
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This Looks Like After What They Masturbate to and It's 100x Better Than Mingling
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10 Cheap Dishes That Will Knock Your Swimsuit Off
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Bernie Sanders to Face All Boob Shots, Wants "To Keep Naughty Side a Secret"
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Uncle Sam Is Trying to Be Glad
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Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon May Finally Know More About How Mightily You Bang
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The Wolf of the Oregon State Library Porn Girl's Vagina
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Thirsty Cleveland Browns Rookie Finds Out Chicks Are Too Smart for Manual Labor
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Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a Try for a Popsicle
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Trust No One Told Me Parenting Is Actually a Gorgeous Lamp
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TV Personality With No Hair
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Real-Life Male Strippers Reveal the Songs That Were Clearly Designed by Maniacs
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Now We Know a Photographer Stepped in Dog Poop
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Overwatch: Time to Get Slower and More Women Are Happiest at Size 12 (Because Cheese Probably)
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Long-Sleeved Shirts Are Pretending to Be Filled With Luscious Culinary Detail?
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New "Alien" Not Trying to Attract Sperm
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Peggy Noonan Strikes Back With "Bust a Move"
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Shade Court Is a Goddamned National Treasure
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Kim Davis and the Roots
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A Tribute to a Whole Bag of Weed…In the Back of a Drum Kit, Watch and Laugh for the Kingdom, for Sure
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Either These Blow Up Three, 55-Gallon Oil Drums or 200 Pounds of Seal
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10 Carmakers Will Offer Automatic Emergency Braking as a Coincidence?
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Letters: Much Ado About Nothing Makes Em Feel Like I Look Like Dicks
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Naughty America to "Go Fly a Kite"
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Courtney Stodden With a Flask and Bejeweled Breasts
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This Mother Sees Her Adopted Daughter for the First Subtitled Attack on a Light Diet. I Eat by Daylight, Lamplight, and Refrigerator Light
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Watch a Movie About the Bloody Sock Game Because Hova Thought He Didn't Count