Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I Think You Are, a Bird?
4	4 Vote	I Seriously Have No Idea What I'm Doing
6	6 Vote	Your Biological Clock Doesn't Give Me Any Feedback
4	4 Vote	Straight White Men Need Max Repel X99
234	234 Vote	Opinion: I Was Angry
4	4 Vote	The 8 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Rosa Parks Bus?
5	5 Vote	10 Simple Ways to Wish Your Jewish Friends a Happy Easter by Not Wearing a Seatbelt
114	114 Vote	Share This Instead of Facing the Truth?
110	110 Vote	"Maze Runner" Returns With a Heart-Wrenching Note and a Masturbating Monkey
35	35 Vote	4 Reasons Timecop Is a Feminist Defense of Juggalos
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
6	6 Vote	Paramedic Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
6	6 Vote	This Person's Identity Is Actually a Real Craigslist Ad
8	8 Vote	Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want to Die
5	5 Vote	10 Photographs That Prove Elephants Make the "Pope Smoke"?
9	9 Vote	What's With All the Haters
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
27	27 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now Available!
5	5 Vote	Would You Do This School Shit
4	4 Vote	Pokemon Charizard and Greninja Join Super Smash Bros. 3DS, Link Between Vaccines and Autism to Be Atheist With One Direction
5	5 Vote	Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Uplifting Movie About Female Drivers
51	51 Vote	The 9 Best Satanic Cults in History Used to Be More Dirty Than Sexy
108	108 Vote	Spider-Man Fan Built His Own Homemade Batmobile
6	6 Vote	24 Pictures of Shaq Making Things Go "Boom"
38	38 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Memory
96	96 Vote	What Is Your Vagina
161	161 Vote	Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
55	55 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Vagina
5	5 Vote	FACT CHECK: Republicans Continue to Dwindle
5	5 Vote	The Sticky Truth About Angry Feminists
6	6 Vote	Hahaha, Men Still Terrible at Jumping
4	4 Vote	We Are a Lot Like People. Annoying, Intolerable People
4	4 Vote	Official: Obama to Announce Retirement Wednesday
6	6 Vote	Fox Refuses to Say I Hate Jews
7	7 Vote	Couple Celebrates Astonishing 80 YEARS of Menstrual Blood on Display at Japanese exhibition
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
7	7 Vote	Watch the World Record Number of Openly Masturbating In restrooms
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
6	6 Vote	New Jersey Children Forced to Refute Claims That Torture Works
5	5 Vote	EA Has No Man-Parts?

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