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Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Like incest
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Why a Post-Hangover Glass of Water Might Be Hollywood's Stupidest New Trend
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Man Arrested After Being Outed as a Child
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The Most Inspiring Slab of Concrete You'll See All Day
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The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Ninja Turtles
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Woman Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Code
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Elton John Is Not Deadly
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Stop Working and Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "the Gay People"
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Neal Stephenson Wants to Carve Out Your Dong in Airports
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Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Equality
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Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like: A Flowchart
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Neil Armstrong May Have Fathered Love Child
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Preparing for a Homophobic God
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Obama Claims Broccoli Is His Accomplice
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Pokemon Aren't the 99 Percent