Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
125	125 Vote	Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as "Sailor Moon" Characters
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
9	9 Vote	Official: Obama to Announce His Resignation From the Sky
6	6 Vote	Man Pretending to Be black
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
38	38 Vote	McCain Is a Radioactive Alternate Green Lantern
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
35	35 Vote	Does Anybody Read Books the Right Direction
75	75 Vote	Shoot Down a Drone, Get a Nobel Peace Prize
139	139 Vote	The Unofficial Guide to Eating Breakfast
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
3	3 Vote	I Never Expected to Break Your Brain
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
171	171 Vote	This Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
9	9 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Might Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
95	95 Vote	You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
23	23 Vote	How to Make Less Money Than Romney
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
190	190 Vote	Don't Believe in Working for Free? Too Late
10	10 Vote	Australians Assert Right to the States With Terrifying Telekinesis Stunt
20	20 Vote	Rumor: Robert Downey Jr. Wants to Build a UFO
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
332	332 Vote	How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
7	7 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Kid Stuck His Tongue to Draw Paintings

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