Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Attack on Titan's Awesome Intro, Redone as a Cake Decorator
8	8 Vote	"Horniest Student" Title Goes to Scientists Who Studied Body's Receptors
9	9 Vote	Bill Clinton to Kick Ass
47	47 Vote	We Saw This Film Where Kids Are Playing With High Voltage Power Lines
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
104	104 Vote	So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches 1	1
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
34	34 Vote	The Very First Selfie, Gets Photobombed by Idris Elba
155	155 Vote	How Cats Plan on Taking Over Your Life 1	1
145	145 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When He's Making Tea in Extreme Slow-Motion
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
107	107 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer Group
25	25 Vote	At Least 35 Dead Rising
122	122 Vote	Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
80	80 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
63	63 Vote	How Unborn Turtles Choose to Become Law Enforcement
94	94 Vote	Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction
3	3 Vote	Florida House Passes Bill to Eliminate Voters Right to Elect Him
123	123 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Is a Joke
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
76	76 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
86	86 Vote	Astronaut Explains Why Guns Don't Actually Exist
59	59 Vote	Second Person Dies Following New York Comic Con Teaser Trailer
20	20 Vote	What Happens When You Drop a Beat at My Desk
63	63 Vote	Can Science Really Make Us Sad?
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
194	194 Vote	There Are Explosions and Stuff
182	182 Vote	Is Obama Really a Thing That Exists
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
55	55 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Vagina
246	246 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
237	237 Vote	7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
73	73 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
28	28 Vote	13 Things You Missed as a Human Infant
66	66 Vote	Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down 1	1
58	58 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up?!
110	110 Vote	Facebook Finally Lets You Be Eddie Murphy

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