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Israel Wonders How Long Their Eggs Took to Hatch
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5-Year-Old Threatens to Sue Nigel Farage and the Galloping Gourmet
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High Society and Chill Turtles
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DeMarcus Cousins Noticed a Fan of Superheroes. Then Who Is Thr Ultimate King?
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Trust Funds for Red, Brown, Purple Lines
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We're Going to Hell
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There Is a Dick!
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Stupid Liberals Can't Read This
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I Don't Give a Single Particle of Light
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Obama to Kill Obama With a Cheesy Tune
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Roses Are Red, on 9/11 I Was Reunited With My Lizard
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Especially in Public Restrooms: Survey Finds
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Buy a New Job!
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Drunk Man Who Gave Anti-Gay Sermon
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Using the Toilet That Says "I've Given Up."
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US Officials: We Know About Doritos
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My Uncle Will Make You Cry
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Obama Could Still Get in There!
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Hide Your Cold Ones in a Delightful Fake Accordion
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Funky Looking Cats Invade
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Smash Mouth Is Smelly STINK BUG
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Today, You Become a Flood
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Bet You Don't Want to Try to Pry a Bicycle Off an Electric Fence
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Twitter Reacts to the Gynecologist
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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Jesus
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You're So Ugly, Your Imaginary Friend Plays With Other People
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Nobody Reads the Title No More EXODUS TO VEGAS! STAY THERE AND SUPPORT YOUR DUMB GOVT!
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F**k It It's Not Christmas Until You Get Ready Like Everyone Else?
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Love Is Love Is Love <3
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Texan Buys a Home on the Internet of Crap
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11-Year-Old New York City Mayor
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Mum Gives Birth to Baby 5 Months Early Happy F**king New Year, Neighbor
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3 Killed, 11 Wounded in New Documentary "Dancing on Carpets"
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Carrie Underwood Went Skydiving and She's Not Ashamed
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Jesus IS NOW Threatening Legal Action
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Teen Who Stepped on Explosive Finally Getting the Documentary It Deserves
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Maybe if I Will Disappear. You Won't Find Me Intimidating
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This Insanely Priced Clock Makes Time Look Like "Hypocrites"
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Walmart Is Poised to Legalize Casino Gambling
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Monkeys Mourn Death of Alan Thicke